Missed Birthdays

What a great name for a band - Missed Birthdays. They would have to be either punk or 80's new wave. I could hear Morrisey crooning now about how everyone missed his birthday but it doesn't matter because he didn't really care. But screw Morrisey, look at the band that could be put together with the birthdays that I have missed - Les Paul (June 9), John Goodman (June 20), Fifty Cent (July 6), Courtney Love (July 9), Gerald Ford (July 14). Sure, the President could be a problem but I bet he could bang on some drums - or at least fall down over them. Combined with Les and Courtney playing guitar and Big John on the Harmonica I'm fairly sure the music will drown out Fifty Cents rap.